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Remember: this is only a dream...
I'm watching TV with my dad when he says he's thirsty. I head into the kitchen to get us some water, but I find myself outside. Steve Jobs is standing beside a Jeep.
"Get in" he says, so i hop in the passenger side and he drives towards a mountain. Each time i look over at Steve and ask where we're going, he just smiles. He says nothing until we reach the foot of the mountain where there is a waterfall. "We need to go to the source," he says, and begins to drive up the steep mountain, following the river all the way to top.
At the top of the mountain, Steve stops the Jeep and gets out. I follow him to the very peak of the mountain, where water is flowing out top like lava out of the top of a volcano. Steve stoops at the water's edge, cups his hands, and takes a drink of water. He splashes his faces, gets back in the Jeep and drives away, leaving me alone on the mountain.
A dog barks behind me and i turn around to see Bill Gates holding a dog's leash. "Impressed?" he asks. "Very," I say. "Wait til you see this," Bill laughs. He walks the dog to the water's edge and the dog jumps right in. The dog disappears beneath the bubbling water and Bill begins to pull on the leash. He struggles a bit as if something very heavy is attached to the other end.
Suddenly a giant vending machine wrapped by the leash launches out of the water and lands upright on the shore. The side of the machine reads "H2O". Bill walks up the to machine and waves his hand in front of it, like a magician does just before he performs his big reveal. The vending machine blinks and flashes and steam shoots out the sides.
I'm suddenly holding a bottle of cold water and I hear the sound of my dad laughing.


