Lewis Black: Black on Broadway
2004

Lewis Black's HBO special, Black on Broadway, featuring a bunch of the funniest routines from his 2003 album Rules of Enragement.

I laughed so hard I almost shot Soy Milk out of my nose during his rant about milk:

There's no such thing as soy milk. It's soy juice.

(yes, I was honestly drinking "soy juice" at the exact moment he said this)

If you're lactose intolerant you can't drink milk. So what's in the fucking carton? Get it out of there, get it away from my milk. It is talking to my milk and making it feel bad about itself.