I dreamt a ship was sinking
There was people screaming all around
And I awoke to my alarm clock
It was a pop song, it was playing loud
Well I dream of dark on the horizon...
Well I guess the best that I can do now
is pretend I've done nothing wrong
And dream of a train that's going to
take me back where I belong
I've been sleeping so strange at night
Side effects they don't advertise
I've been sleeping so strange
With a head full of pesticide
And in the ear of every anarchist that sleeps but doesn't dream
We must sing, we must sing, we must sing
Oh to dream, those impotent bones of extinction
Flying graceful and free
None but the best 'cause the man cannot rest
I can't believe this is happening
That crazy bastard wants to hit me!
Can you tell that I'm planning prevenge?
Read my mind, yes, I'm planning prevenge.
Turning to drugs to help you sleep will only lead to sleep
And sleeping is a gateway drug to being awake...
The New Year is a chance to change, a time to STOP all the bad habits and START anew.
Here is my list of New Year's Resolutions for 2006:
- STOP procrastinating
START working on my thesis
- STOP spending so much time reading other people's blogs
START blogging more frequently and regularly
- STOP spending so much time reading other people's webcomics
START my own webcomic
- STOP living off of student loans and freelance work
START looking for long-term employment
- STOP picking at it
START letting it heal
- STOP writing checks with my mouth that my ass can't cash
START depositing into my checking account at the First National Bank of Smacktalk
- STOP killing hookers when I'm done with them
START paying them for their services
- STOP being a dumb-ass
START being a wise-ass
(maintain current -ass level, just be smarter about it)