He's so cheesy, I can't watch him without crackers.

Every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it.
So that means that every single day that you see me,
that's on the worst day of my life.

It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.

It's beer o'clock, and I'm buying.

Memories can be distorted.
They're just an interpretation, they're not a record,
and they're irrelevant if you have the facts.

We all need mirrors to remind ourselves who we are.

I have to believe that when my eyes are closed,
the world's still there.

I have to believe in a world outside my own mind.

The world doesn't just disappear when you close your eyes, does it?

There's someone out there for everyone...
even if you need a pickaxe, a compass,
and night goggles to find them.