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I dream. I dream I'm floating on the surface of my own life.
Watching it unfold. Observing it. I'm the outsider looking in.

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I reject your reality, and substitute my own.

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You can't ever really know a person and if you think you can,
you're living in a dream world.

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Life is wasted on the living.

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Without TV, it's hard to know when one day begins and the other ends.

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Stupid risks are what make life worth living!

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I hope I didn't brain my damage.

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Let us all bask in television's warm glowing warming glow.

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I'm a white male, age 18 to 49.
Everyone listens to me.
No matter how dumb my suggestions are.

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'Asleep at the switch'?
I wasn't asleep, I was drunk!